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> hello and welcome to the internet.
> u have arrived at cartoonbuttsleeping.com.
> this site is abt a cartoon butt.
> it is asleep. please be quiet.█
> u have arrived at cartoonbuttsleeping.com.
> this site is abt a cartoon butt.
> it is asleep. please be quiet.█
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👁 VIEWS
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★ HEY U ★ YES U ★ U LOOK GREAT TODAY ★ HAVE U BEEN WORKING OUT ★ U HAVE?? WOW ★ OK KEEP SCROLLING ★
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♡ A NOTE 4 U ♡
~ a note ~
This site is buns. im just here for the fans.
- love mom★ ✦ ★ ✦ ★ ✦ ★ ✦ ★
✿ ✿ THE SHRINE ✿ ✿
🚧 HOLY ground 🚧 shoes off plz 🚧
~*~ the holy napper ~*~
he is asleep.
please do not wake him.
he has been thru a lot.
✞ butt up ✞ world at peace ✞
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he is staring at u
click him. i dare u.
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★ OUR HEROES ★
~ the two patron saints of this website ~
★ KURT ★
patron saint of ripped cardigans & feeling feelings
1967 — 1994 · forever
✦ STEPHAN ✦
patron saint of windows-down summer & the doot-doo-doos
1964 — still rocking
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♬♪ THE JUKEBOX ♪♬
♥ hit the GREEN PLAY BUTTON on any song!! ♥
it plays RIGHT HERE
no leaving the site
(u will have to connect spotify the 1st time prob)
it plays RIGHT HERE
no leaving the site
(u will have to connect spotify the 1st time prob)
♪ #1 · semi-charmed life · 3EB
♪ #2 · come as you are · nirvana
♪ #3 · jumper · 3EB
♪ #4 · heart-shaped box · nirvana
♪ #5 · the man who sold the world · BOWIE ⚡
♪ #6 · drain you · nirvana
♪ #7 · never let you go · 3EB
> note: browsers DO NOT let websites auto-blast music at u
> (thank god honestly)
> so u gotta hit play yourself. it's worth it.
> (thank god honestly)
> so u gotta hit play yourself. it's worth it.
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~ * LYRiCS WALL * ~
~ little scraps, sounds, and phrases that live in our heads rent free ~
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doot · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo
doot · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo — u know what song this is
doot · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo — u know what song this is
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"the sky was the color of a bruise
& we were yelling along anyway" — us, in the car, windows down, probably
& we were yelling along anyway" — us, in the car, windows down, probably
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la · la · la · la la la · la
la la · la la · la la la — every chorus ever, honestly
la la · la la · la la la — every chorus ever, honestly
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oh-oh · oh-oh · oh-oh · oh
whoa-oh · whoa-oh · whoa — 90s alt rock core memory
whoa-oh · whoa-oh · whoa — 90s alt rock core memory
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"we were two weird aquarius kids
yelling at the ocean
& the ocean yelled back" — song we haven't written yet
yelling at the ocean
& the ocean yelled back" — song we haven't written yet
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nah · nah nah nah · nah nah nah nah
heyyyyy juuuude (wait wrong song) — we got distracted
heyyyyy juuuude (wait wrong song) — we got distracted
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makin my way downtown
walkin fast · faces pass
and im homebound — da da da da da da da
walkin fast · faces pass
and im homebound — da da da da da da da
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*clarinet noises*
*clarinet noises getting sadder*
*clarinet stops*
(silence)
*soft snore* — squidward's greatest hits
*clarinet noises getting sadder*
*clarinet stops*
(silence)
*soft snore* — squidward's greatest hits
> these r our own lil' lyrics, vibes, & mouth-sounds!
> the real songs r in the jukebox above — press play!
> the real songs r in the jukebox above — press play!
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☎☎ HOTLINES U CAN CALL ☎☎
★ REAL NUMBERS · REAL PHONES · REAL WEIRD ★
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~ PEPTOC pep-talk line ~
707-998-8410
REAL pep talks recorded by ACTUAL elementary schoolers in california. press 1 if u r mad. press 2 for life advice. press 3 for a pep talk. press 4 to hear kids laugh. (u may cry, in a good way.)
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~ CALLIN' OATES emergency line ~
719-26-OATES
press buttons 4 hall & oates songs on demand. it died in feb 2025 & was RESURRECTED (praise be).
(may vanish again without warning. the butt giveth and taketh)
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~ the JOKE LINE ~
605-475-6964
puns + one-liners + dad jokes on loop. will not stop till u hang up.
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~ DIAL-A-POEM ~
917-994-8949
a different poem every time u call!! from a project that's been going since 1969. u never know what u'll get. sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's weird, always it's real.
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~ DIAL-A-POEM (part 2) ~
641-793-8122
a second poem line run by the new museum in nyc. more poems. more voices. more soft stuff whispered into ur ear by strangers.
☎️
~ JENNY's number ~
272-867-5309
the most famous song number on earth. now it's a REAL cancer support line — so call w/ respect, never pranks.
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<< jokes.TXT >>
⚠ WARNING: jokes below ⚠
- Q: why do aquariuses make bad secret agents?
A: too honest. too weird. would 100% tell u about ur aura. - Q: what do u call a nap on a table?
A: a tabnap. (like catnap but bonkier.) - Q: what's the difference between a cartoon & a real butt?
A: about 400 dollars worth of animation. - Q: why was the moon tired?
A: full week, full cycle, full shift. it does a lot. - Q: what do u call an aquarius without a phone?
A: dangerous. they will redecorate something. - Q: why don't stars ever need sleep?
A: they just twinkle through it. - Q: what did the jellyfish say to the sleepy octopus?
A: "long time no sea, bestie." - Q: how do u comfort a sad guitar?
A: u tell it it's picked.
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want more? of course u do →
(the joke will go here)
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✧ 3EB SHRINE ✧ (shrine within shrine)
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~ the third eye sees all ~
some bands don't just play music.
they move into ur whole heart rent free.
doot · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo
doot · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo
doot · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo
- frontman: stephan jenkins
- from: san francisco, 1993
- the song: semi-charmed life
- the feeling: summer, windows down, yelling
- jumper: good song actually
- never let u go: also good
- conclusion: 3EB forever & also the butt forever
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⚡ ☆ THE BOWIE SHRINE ☆ ⚡
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~ st. david of stardust ~
patron saint of changing every 6 months & making it look easy
⚡ glam · alien · genius · forever ⚡
★ THE VIBES ★
ground · control · to · major · butt
★彡 ☆彡 ★彡 ☆彡 ★彡
(this is bowie-flavored gibberish, not a real lyric. real lyric is in the song above ↑)
★彡 ☆彡 ★彡 ☆彡 ★彡
(this is bowie-flavored gibberish, not a real lyric. real lyric is in the song above ↑)
- name: david robert jones (1947 — 2016 ✦ forever)
- aliases: ziggy stardust, the thin white duke, aladdin sane, halloween jack, & about 7 more
- iconic look: orange mullet · lightning bolt face · two different colored eyes (technically anisocoria from a teenage punch)
- fun fact: the man who sold the world is actually a bowie song from 1970 — nirvana covered it on mtv unplugged in 1993 & absolutely destroyed it (in a good way)
- aquarius?: NO he's a capricorn (jan 8) but he's vibe-aquarius which counts
- conclusion: there's no version of u that bowie wouldn't have approved of. be weirder.
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~ really nice stuff ~
rest is not laziness. sometimes the bravest thing a squid can do is put their butt in the air and fully commit to a nap.
— the shrine
be weird on purpose. weirdness is a love language.
— house rule #1
u do not need to have ur life together to be deeply, spectacularly loved.
— house rule #2
if it makes u and one other person laugh at the same time it is already a good day.
— house rule #3
u can do hard things. u can also take a nap first. those r not opposites.
— house rule #4
doot · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo.
— stephan jenkins (probably)
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!!! THE BUTT WALL !!!
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butts blessed today:
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honks honked:
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♡ ♡ GUESTBOOK ♡ ♡
sign below or it does not count as visiting
(these guests are real & present in spirit)
★SquidwardFan4Ever★forever ago
this is the best site on the world wide web. i am crying (in a good way).
aquariusmom22last tuesday
came 4 the butt stayed 4 the hotlines. would worship the sleepy squid again. 10/10
stephan_j_realat 3am
doot · doo · doo · doo · doo · doo
butt_enjoyer_99yesterday
called the peptoc line. cried. healed. called again.
ur mom2 min ago
proud of u. go to bed.
anonymousdate unknown
i dont get it but i love it
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★ ★ STUFF 2 CLICK ★ ★
~ a buffet of buttons. push them all. ~
🔮 the magic 8 butt
ask a question, click for an answer
(it awaits ur question)
⚡ ur bowie alias
click to find out who u are this week
(unleash the alter ego)
💌 compliment generator
a real nice thing, just for u
(prepare 2 be perceived)
♒ aquarius horoscope
today's vibe, prescribed
(the cosmos await)
📖 bedtime story title
u have to make up the rest urself
(once upon a time...)
🎺 PRESS 4 NOISE
just makes a sound. that's it.
(silence... 4 now)
🐟 BABY GOLDFISH POND 🐟
click the baby fish & lil chip bags before they swim away. they r fast and tiny and do not care about u.
caught: 0
escaped: 0
no real fish or chips were harmed. these r pixels.
🏆 LEADERBOARD 🏆
ur top scores this session:
no scores yet. catch some fish!!
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